Kiku Honda-Kirkland



THIS HERE IS THE BIGGEST ANGLOPHILE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. EVEN AN OVER-PATRIOTIC ENGLISHMAN WOULD HAVE NOTHING ON HIM. YOU MESS WITH ARTHUR AND HE WILL GO RED ALICE ON YOUR ASS, GOT THAT? YEAH, HE HAS THE RED ALICE INSIDE OF HIM, THAT INSANE MURDEROUS BITCH FROM AOHS, SO YOU KNOW HE'S PRETTY DAMN AWESOME ALREADY IF HE CAN HANDLE HER. IF THERE'S A SWISS IN PAIN, THIS GUY'S PROBABLY BEHIND IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF CRAZY SHITE HE'S GONE THROUGH WITH HIS SISTER LILLI 'DARKLIECHT' ZWINGLI. HE'S BEEN A VAMPIRE, A MURDERER (EVEN IF THAT STUPID SWISS GIRL HE HATES SO MUCH SOMEHOW HASN'T DIED), AND DAMN, HE'S HAD TO DEAL WITH SOME INSANE STUFF. BEING STUCK IN WONDERLAND, HAVING A ZOMBIE SISTER, WARS, GENDERBENDING, PREGNANCY, TRYING NOT TO KILL THE SWISS, GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES WITH HIS BEST FRIEND, ADOPTING THE DREAM AND ANNA 'ANTARCTICA' NOEL, RESCUING HIS BRAINWASHED NIECE FROM NAZISM, HE'S BEEN THROUGH IT ALL. THIS IS ONE MESSED UP BITCH.

HE HAS SOME WEIRD, UNUNDERSTANDABLE HATRED FOR PREUßEN. WHY? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

(AND THE RPER BEHIND THIS PSYCHO IS MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME. DAMN STRAIGHT, Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNISE.)