Ivan Braginski

THE PICTURE IN THIS ARTICLE WAS PHOTOSHOP'D SO FATASSIA CAN LOOK SKINNY. THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

SCREW YOU, ASSHAT. /IVAN/ ISN'T FAT AND HE IS HANDSOME. LILLIAN. APPROVES... >:I

LOLOLOLOL NICE ONE.

HE IS FAT AND HE CAN'T EVEN TOP A ROCK.

HE IS NOT FAT. NOT AT ALL.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FAT!

NUH-UH.

JA HUH

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

IVAN IS QUITE VERY INDEED FAT. WE SHOULD, LIKE, ROLL HIM DOWN A HILL. IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME.

COMMIE BASTARD IVAN SECRETLY EATS AT MCDONALDS EVERY DAY. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.