Alfred F. Jones/America

CHECK IT OUT YO, THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY KICKASS! HE REIGNS SUPREME OVER ALL THE FUCKIN' WORLD, AND IS TOALLY CAPITALISM AND IN NO WAY COMMUNIST, OR SOCIALIST. THOSE EVIL COMMIES AND SOCIALIST NAZI BITCHES WILL PAY FOR THEY DAY THEY CROSSED PATHS WITH AMERICA, THE AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER

THE EARLY DAYS 1600S-1776
AMERICA'S RULE OVER THE EARTH STARTED IN THE 1600S WHEN THE TSUNDERE MOTHERFUCKER ENGLAND CAME TO COLONIZE THE COUNTRY HE WOULD SOON BE BOTTOMING TO. YOUNGER AMERICA PLAYED WITH BUFFALO LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS AND SOON BROKE OFF FROM ENGLAND SO HE COULD FINALLY TOP FOR ONCE, AND ALSO FOR THEIR LOVE NOT TO BE SEEN AS SHOTA INCEST.

AMERICA IS AWESOME 10000000000000BC-THE PRESENT
YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT.