Cali Whip-Cream Jones

CALI LIKES WHIP CREAM, UNICORNS, AND NOT WEARING PANTS.

SHE WILL FORCE YOU TO MARRY HER, AND THEN WILL EAT ALL THE CHILDREN YOU HAVE. ESPECIALY IF YOU ARE FROM CANADA.

SO, BASICALLY, THERE WAS A BORED CHILD WHO SAT AT HOME EVERY DAY, THEN SHE GOT BORED AND BEGAN DRAWING A EMO PERSON ON CRACK. AND THUS CALI WAS BORN. CEPT SHE'S NOT AN EMO.

BITCH MOTHER FUCKER FRIEND HER DAMMIT.

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