Arthur Kirkland/England

TSUNTSUN DAMMIT, YOU GIT! WHY CAN'T I GET A SINGLE MOMENT A PEACE WITHOUT YOU IRRITATING ME! JUST FOR ONCE, FOR ONCE, I WOULD LIKE SOME DAMN FUCKING PEACE AND QUIET TO SIP MY EARL GREY AND TO EMBROIDER. I DON'T CARE IF YOU- WHAT? YOU'RE BLOODY KIDDING. O- OKAY, I'M SORRY.

'''I BLOODY LOVE ENGLAND. He is the sexiest chracter to ever have existed and I JUST WANT TO BLOODY HUG HIM!'''

BILLY MAYS APPROVES OF USUK AND YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY IS TALKING.
'''GUESS WHAT? BILLY MAYS IS DEAD'''. [R.I.P. I mean no disrespect.]

WELL SHUT UP SIR I DON'T LIKE USUK ((see above.))

BILLY MAYS WILL NEVER DIE.
England is also immensely retarded. Why? Because he doesn't realize that Sealand is a nation. Oh well, Sealand will grow up someday just to ass-rape him.

Without lube

Hush, you insignificant non-nation. ♥

Will He shout surprise first?
THAT TAKES ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT.

Have you ever heard of technical rape?

Yes, I have. From your mother. ((No one even asked this person //shot))

He has siblings
Like The Gingers.

And the Idiots.

And the children who don't know how to listen.